iamthetwickster:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

im catholic and thats hilarious

jackjackattacks:

frost—rotom:

nidaleefanclub:

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

ok this one is the last straw


I just choked on air



thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 




vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait



deplaisant:

This was the most important moment in America’s next top model


theamazingspidermoo:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones




amoying:

when will my reflection show who i am inside?

(Source: neetria)



nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

image

"white people can’t twer-"

image



raykeichele:

googlebus:

gamefreak108:

nutelligence:

googlebus:

hahahaha you came out of a vagina 

c-section ftw

You were never born then. Just removed.

ouch

Happy removal day, tumor baby




iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

(Source: pumpingironman)




because-i-have-us:

renirabbit:

yougotkronwalled:

burrayeksa:

Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: image

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team. 



devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

(Source: socks-gone-wild)



awwww-cute:

Synchronized waking up


fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden